Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

Please help us to help them to help us.




Just released: Bad Poet

A very bad app for Mac OS X. Read more here.

Poem 2011

Very Bad Archive

Bill and Monica

Frequent Phil

Bill and Monica
Bill and Monica
Monica's blowing on Bill's harmonica

Bill and Monica
Bill and Monica
Monica's blowing on Bill's harmonica

I wanna fuck Monica Lewinski
I wanna fuck Monica Lewinski
To catch a case of Presidential Herpes
And catch a case of Presidential Crabs

Bill and Monica
Bill and Monica
Monica's blowing on Bill's harmonica

Bill and Monica
Bill and Monica
Monica's blowing on Bill's harmonica, harmonica
Har-mon-i-cah-ah-whoa-oh-ahh

Frequent Phil has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Frequent's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Frequent's latest works:

Honorable Mention The Art of Influence

Submitted Aug 20th 2009, 18:05

All The World

Submitted Aug 20th 2009, 18:04

Turpentine

Submitted Aug 20th 2009, 18:03