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Bill and Monica
Frequent Phil
Bill and Monica
Bill and Monica
Monica's blowing on Bill's harmonica
Bill and Monica
Bill and Monica
Monica's blowing on Bill's harmonica
I wanna fuck Monica Lewinski
I wanna fuck Monica Lewinski
To catch a case of Presidential Herpes
And catch a case of Presidential Crabs
Bill and Monica
Bill and Monica
Monica's blowing on Bill's harmonica
Bill and Monica
Bill and Monica
Monica's blowing on Bill's harmonica, harmonica
Har-mon-i-cah-ah-whoa-oh-ahh
Frequent Phil has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Frequent's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Frequent's latest works: