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Big Cock Tezza
Good Poet
We have a friend called Terry.
He’s tall,
so we started calling him ‘big Terry’.
Then someone saw his cock,
and said
“Hey, you know Terry?”
We asked,
“Which Terry? Big Terry, or Terry?”
He answered,
“Big Terry,
obviously.”
Why was it obvious?
He continued,
“I’ve seen his cock.”
“And?” We enquired.
“It’s big”,
said the ‘someone’ I referred to earlier in the poem.
We laughed.
So now,
we call him ‘big cock Terry’.
He doesn’t mind this.
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