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Big Cock Tezza

Good Poet

We have a friend called Terry.
He’s tall,
so we started calling him ‘big Terry’.

Then someone saw his cock,
and said
“Hey, you know Terry?”

We asked,
“Which Terry? Big Terry, or Terry?”
He answered,

“Big Terry,
obviously.”
Why was it obvious?

He continued,
“I’ve seen his cock.”
“And?” We enquired.

“It’s big”,
said the ‘someone’ I referred to earlier in the poem.
We laughed.

So now,
we call him ‘big cock Terry’.
He doesn’t mind this.

Good Poet has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 16/10/09. Read more of Good's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Good's latest works:

Psychological Aspect

Submitted Jun 4th 2011, 13:55

Coins jammed up my helmet,

Submitted Jun 3rd 2011, 15:47

Little Less Conversation by Elvis Presley

Submitted Feb 20th 2011, 08:25