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Bert Blyleven
Mugs McClain
Bert Blyleven was a pitcher for the Twins--
And yeah, he got a lot of wins.
He threw fast, and played hard,
And kept his cool throughout.
He was a damn good pitcher,
Who would get you out.
He had a fastball and a slider,
And a curveball, too.
But he didn't hit too much,
'Cause they never needed him to.
But,
If he was in the NHL,
He'd never get to the jacuzzi,
Because his name was Bert, not Bertuzzi.
Mugs McClain has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Mugs's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Mugs's latest works: