Very Bad Archive
Bernie
DeVrie Heeves
Bernie's life was worthless,
it didn't have no purpose
so he packed himself a suitcase
ran away and joined the circus
the circus was disgusted, it went and left the region
to get away from Bernie,
the circus joined the foreign legion
DeVrie Heeves has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of DeVrie's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of DeVrie's latest works: