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Believe

Jenna H

Once upon a time there was a girl that liked to pout,
Her favorite food was trout.
The color yellow is bright,
Especially when you are looking right into a light.
I hate it when it rains,
It causes me so much pain.
He likes to use his hands,
So I think he should start a band.
Every time she goes to the bar,
She thinks she needs to drive home in her car.
He just scared the gee whiz out of me,
Now I think I have to pee.
Well I better run,
Hope you guys had a lot of fun.

Jenna H has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Jenna's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Jenna's latest works:

Believe

Submitted Nov 8th 2010, 11:53