Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

Please help us to help them to help us.




Just released: Bad Poet

A very bad app for Mac OS X. Read more here.

Poem 3414

Very Bad Archive

Being Fat Sucks

OLuvs Adderrall

Muffin top.
Booty flop.
Titty swoop.
Back-fat droop.

Fat floats.
Not sexy.
Fat seeps.
So messy.

Still.

Cake sweet.
Pork nice.
Ice cream.
and rice.

No will.
Apathy.
Fat sucks.
So is me.

OLuvs Adderrall has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of OLuvs's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of OLuvs's latest works:

Being Fat Sucks

Submitted Apr 2nd 2011, 06:39

Pork Eats Grass

Submitted Feb 21st 2011, 21:59

Vintage Crap

Submitted Feb 21st 2011, 21:41