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Beatdown Hike

Mister Clean

First thing every day
I check my pulse, and confirm:
Life moves in small beats

Mister Clean has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Mister's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Mister's latest works:

The Serendipity Prayer

Submitted Dec 28th 2009, 20:43

Beatdown Hike

Submitted Sep 16th 2009, 16:40

My Monday Haikus

Submitted Jan 21st 2009, 09:05