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Poem 874

Very Bad Archive

Bathtub Crank

Edward Krayva

My mother was a soldier
she drove a Sherman Tank

My brother never took a bath
and boy, his feet sure stank

My sister never changed her drawyers,
and her odor it was rank

My girl friend is perverted
she is into getting spanked

I'm going down to Front Street
to buy some bathtub crank.




Edward Krayva has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Edward's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Edward's latest works:

Tundra Trash

Submitted Oct 6th, 04:28

I am really Edward Krayva

Submitted Sep 17th, 06:27

Josephine Pouch

Submitted Aug 28th, 06:41