Very Bad Archive
Bathtub Crank
Edward Krayva
My mother was a soldier
she drove a Sherman Tank
My brother never took a bath
and boy, his feet sure stank
My sister never changed her drawyers,
and her odor it was rank
My girl friend is perverted
she is into getting spanked
I'm going down to Front Street
to buy some bathtub crank.
Edward Krayva has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Edward's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Edward's latest works: