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Bath Towell Desecration

Edward Krayva

On my face I don't wear no scowl

I'm cool, sophisticated like William Powell

I watch American Idol and like Simon Cowell

and wipe my ass with my Mom's best towell

Edward Krayva has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Edward's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Edward's latest works:

3 1/2 Diving Dumps

Submitted Apr 20th 2010, 09:52

Jumbo Love Stool

Submitted Apr 5th 2010, 09:26

Chipper the Delinquent

Submitted Feb 16th 2010, 05:29