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Poem 1812

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Bananagrams

Ellen Purtell

Bananagrams
A yellow game
with little pieces

Bananagrams
don't actually
tast like bananas

Bananagrams
you don't eat
you play

Bananagrams
makes fun words
Pickles taste bad

Ellen Purtell has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Ellen's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Ellen's latest works:

Bananagrams

Submitted May 29th 2009, 06:40