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Poem 1694

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Banana Surplus

Erik Berard

A scoop,
thick peanut butter,
slip and slide,
dip and dive,
juke and jive,
thick ass knives.

Unpeel,
open mouth,
eat bananas
big thick bananas,
you gag,
gag some more,
you POUND IT DOWN!

Erik Berard has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Erik's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Erik's latest works:

Banana Surplus

Submitted Apr 29th 2009, 07:03

Innocence

Submitted Apr 27th 2009, 07:18