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Banana Blitz: The Awakening

Bob Kat

by the gods
where are my rods
for ive lost them in the sea
they were once here
banana blitz.

For gods sake
get the hell off my rake
for the man is on his way
hey hey hey hey
banana blitz

Kibbles and bitz
banana blitz

Bob Kat has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Bob's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Bob's latest works:

Banana Blitz: The Awakening

Submitted Feb 24th 2010, 05:43