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Poem 942

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Balsa Wood Rat

Turner Crotchkey

My balsa wood plane glides over the ocean

my amphicar sails over the sea

I can't drive either cause I lost the keys

you are insane if you think I'm gonna' eat that rat for free

Turner Crotchkey has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Turner's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Turner's latest works:

Chipper poem/song

Submitted Aug 2nd, 06:48

Ed wins WW 2

Submitted Dec 17th 2009, 05:45

Dirty Sanchez

Submitted Aug 13th 2009, 04:00