Very Bad Archive
Ballad of Donnie and Jumbo
Edward Krayva
Donnie called Jumbo his sweet hog-like queen
her diaper enthralled him, she thought he was keen
the noise from the tent was anything but serene
the most disgusting expression of love ever seen
Donnie thought he was suave, a regular James Dean
till Jumbo sat on his head and it ruptured his spleen
Edward Krayva has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Edward's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Edward's latest works: