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Poem 859

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Ballad of Donnie and Jumbo

Edward Krayva

Donnie called Jumbo his sweet hog-like queen
her diaper enthralled him, she thought he was keen

the noise from the tent was anything but serene
the most disgusting expression of love ever seen

Donnie thought he was suave, a regular James Dean
till Jumbo sat on his head and it ruptured his spleen

Edward Krayva has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Edward's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Edward's latest works:

3 1/2 Diving Dumps

Submitted Apr 20th 2010, 09:52

Jumbo Love Stool

Submitted Apr 5th 2010, 09:26

Chipper the Delinquent

Submitted Feb 16th 2010, 05:29