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Bald

Granger Dupont

I watched Die hard 4
it was cool
people died
Asian women
fake white house
Faggot sidekick
and best of all
a roll-out keyboard.

Granger Dupont has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Granger's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Granger's latest works:

Know this Now

Submitted May 24th 2009, 12:46

Eggle Fuck

Submitted May 24th 2009, 12:31

W,T,F,

Submitted Jan 25th 2009, 08:02