Very Bad Archive
Baking Bad Bread
Toni Stauffer
The itch is insatiable.
You cannot resist to scratch.
The snatch smells strange and
Feels on fire.
You shove the magic wand
Where the sun doesn't shine
And hope for the best.
Candidas Albicans bakes from within and flowers creamy white.
Toni Stauffer has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Toni's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Toni's latest works: