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Bad day

Ms. Gray

My day has come to a tiresome end
With laundered sheets on an empty bed
Got a headache that feels ten feet high
And an unusual blister on my thigh
The wire in my bra just popped and broke
Got my undies in a bunch and that ain’t no joke
My boyfriend just left and my cat just died
And I killed my fish then I cursed and cried
My phone bill came and it’s more than the rent
So I can’t call nobody to freakin vent
Just need to close my eyes and rest my head
Maybe in the morning I’ll be good and dead

Ms. Gray has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Ms.'s terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Ms.'s latest works:

Missing Buttons

Submitted Apr 24th 2011, 22:51

Morning's Mystery

Submitted Apr 19th 2011, 23:09

Ode to banged up toe

Submitted Apr 19th 2011, 23:01