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Bad Ronald

Lamont Q. Krypes

Here's to the man from Kent.
who had such a big one it bent.
to stay out of trouble,
he stuck it in double,
and instead of coming he went.

Lamont Q. Krypes has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Lamont's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Lamont's latest works:

Awful Alan

Submitted Dec 15th 2009, 15:31

Bad Ronald

Submitted Dec 15th 2009, 15:29