Very Bad Poetry

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Poem 1735

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Bad Poetry

Lu Quade

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
These words will never,
do justice to you.

My eyes are red,
My heart is blue,
Cause these words could never,
do justice to you.

A touch of teenage angst,
and rhyming couplets do(oo-ooh)
combine almost effortlessly
to form,
Bad Poetry for you.

Lu Quade has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 6/5/09. Read more of Lu's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Lu's latest works:

The Human Ruins of Romanticism

Submitted Jun 21st 2009, 20:36

Help me!!!

Submitted May 6th 2009, 17:02

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Submitted May 6th 2009, 17:00