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Bad, Bad, Poem
Slim Walter DeTurtlevain
My flexible, flexible eardrums
In this dark, dark night-time
Receive unusual, unusual gifts of sound waves:
The irritating, irritating rumble
Of this blubbery, blubbery cat who thinks I'm some sort of fleshy reclining seat
The oilish, oilish symphony
Of many, many crickets
Beyond the clear, clear windows
Of this yellow, yellow room
Where a bad, bad poet "works"
Slim Walter DeTurtlevain has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Slim Walter's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Slim Walter's latest works: