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Back Of The Bus Again by bk obama

Robert Hawkins

This totally sucks.
I got nailed.
You,,,,,lazy schmuck.
You get off your lazy ass be president.
God!!
God!!!
Help me!
These SS dudes strapped a handgrenade to me.
Damn I'ss justa notherss nigger.
I just wanted my payday.
George Washingtion Carver?
George Washington Carver?
George Washington Carver.
Analogue???
Analogy,,opologies,
happenstance?
Savats?
Can't tell time nor space.
Ask Nick Telsa.
Tonight,, only.
Nick and George.
Grammy,, Pulitser, American Goodhouse Keeping Prize winning poem?
Hold your breath?
It ain't Bobby,, damn sure.
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bobby- emily reeve,, check's payable,,, that's capital E_M_L_I_Y---R_E_E_E_V_E.
general dilivery,, Jueanu AL.
North America.
note;
paid political bullshit,, Emily Reeve for president sometime damn near future.
Elect a dang black dude?
I'm much better looking.
Emily Reeve. ..09
Alas her last trip.
Quaking seas.
SS Emily Reeve hurled pinnicle.
Mt. St. Elias.
Awaiting gulf of Alaska.
Lap her hull,, touch before.
SS Emily Reeve first date.
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bobby

note; for sanity?
Inquire next web site.
No one here!
We where all in Mexico that day.
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Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51