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Bachelor of IT

F Drummond

They think I think
Their art is great
They think I buy it
In case The Tate
Buys it when they graduate

I buy it because its shit
And then I sit and laugh
at it

art students of the world unite
and change your enrolment to a Bachelor of Information Technology
Tonight.

F Drummond has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of F's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of F's latest works:

Dutch Persons

Submitted May 31st 2011, 05:43

Hypnosis

Submitted May 31st 2011, 04:42

future of art students

Submitted May 31st 2011, 04:26