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Poem 1184

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Babysitting, no more

Freedom Swab

Your overbite is sort of sexy
In the way mosquito bites are
I watched you gallop away on your wooden horse
But you didn't get too far

I figured maybe if you rocked harder
We'd be getting somewhere
But when I pushed you further,
you fell and hurt your head.

And then I put some makeup on you
and butterflies in your hair.

Your parents didn't like it. Figures.
I guess I can't babysit you anymore.




Freedom Swab has published another poem since joining on 5/12/08. Read more of Freedom's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Freedom's latest works:

Swan duck

Submitted Jul 8th 2009, 19:45

Babysitting, no more

Submitted Dec 5th 2008, 07:51