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Baboonic Plague

Turner Crotchkey

war criminals are tried in the Hague

their punishments are less than vague

simian nightclubs are all the rage

once you contract the
Baboonic Plague.

Turner Crotchkey has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Turner's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Turner's latest works:

Chipper poem/song

Submitted Aug 2nd 2010, 06:48

Ed wins WW 2

Submitted Dec 17th 2009, 05:45

Dirty Sanchez

Submitted Aug 13th 2009, 04:00