Very Bad Poetry

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Poem 1571

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BRokEN KeybOArd HAiK-U

FRanK CLysTEr

EXploDINg pHALLuS
SPurTS SpunK At thE FILtHY SLuT
COpS IT iN ThE EyES







(SOrRY My FUCKeN KEybOArD IS brOKEn)

FRanK CLysTEr has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of FRanK's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of FRanK's latest works:

BRokEN KeybOArd HAiK-U

Submitted Mar 10th 2009, 20:13

Lesbian Prayer

Submitted May 26th 2008, 11:39