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BRUCH's REVENGE

Mugs McClain

Curled toes often exemplify myself, to myself;

Hard lessons learned in hot dog buns, often mustardize my expedition.

Articulated by viking horns, my carpe diem is more knife than fork.

All of which is why, I stand upon the shores of deliberation, and twirl my mustache whiskers. It's a handle-bar 'stache, like my dad's

Mugs McClain has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Mugs's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Mugs's latest works:

Bert Blyleven

Submitted Aug 15th 2010, 19:56

LITTLE DOGGIE

Submitted Aug 15th 2010, 18:45

NANTUCKET LIMERICK

Submitted Aug 15th 2010, 18:06