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BEWARE OF THE KAT

AJ Chilson

-- To Kat W. and all the impartial poetry slam judges thereof

Poets, beware of the Kat.
She'll bias you where you're at.
That is, if your name's not Don.
Otherwise, she'll turn you on!

AJ Chilson has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of AJ's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of AJ's latest works:

KAREN

Submitted Mar 7th 2011, 05:38

I WANT TO TAKE A HOT BATH

Submitted Aug 22nd 2010, 14:21

TO RORY

Submitted May 3rd 2010, 10:23