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Anonymous Thomas

I am not Robert Frost!
I am not Edgar Allan Poe!
I'm BAD!
I'm BAD!
I am not Oscar Wilde!
I am not Emily Dickinson!
I'm BAD!
I'm BAD!
I am not Walt Whitman!
I am not Gary Soto!
I'm BAD!
I'm BAD!
I am not Billy Collins!
I am not Langston Hughes!
I'm BAD!
I'm BAD!
I am Anonymous Thomas...
I am but a pen name...

Anonymous Thomas has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Anonymous's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Anonymous's latest works:

The fat must die

Submitted Jun 30th 2011, 19:43

Conformist

Submitted Jun 22nd 2011, 22:08

Now!

Submitted Jun 15th 2011, 22:50