Very Bad Poetry

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Awful Poem

The Awful Poet

Awful Poetry is what I write

Trite vocabulary to my delight

I laugh inside

I don’t care

My words are pointless and Fickle

Neither here nor there

Clumsy words incoherently coming together

propelled backwards with obscure meaning

I’m driving this awful poetry on the sidewalk

watch out!

Mowing down highbrow without regard Look no hands.

I have a license Woohoo!

The Awful Poet has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of The Awful's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of The Awful's latest works:

granny driving

Submitted Jun 19th 2010, 13:04

Awful Poem

Submitted Jun 17th 2010, 13:12

Pot Hole

Submitted Jun 17th 2010, 13:08