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Australia

Mike Hopkins

Oh great southern land called Australia

Your native plants don't include dahlia

And some may regard that a failure

But bottlebrush, Banksia and hakea

Mean botanists will never forsake ya

You leave many lands in the wake of ya.

Mike Hopkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 7/8/09. Read more of Mike's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Mike's latest works:

Australia

Submitted Sep 13th 2009, 00:20

McGonagall Visits Unley

Submitted Aug 7th 2009, 20:53

McGonagall Visits Adelaide after visiting Melbourne

Submitted Aug 7th 2009, 20:48