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B Vincent

I believe
In Haikus
I believe
In time
(Being sublime)
In a tomboy(ime)
Buzzcock TV
Stop on a dime
Is pretty easy
Make me queasy
With love
From around(ove)
Pliny (above)
Also
What?
I do believe
In ime(ieve)

B Vincent has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of B's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of B's latest works:

concussive

Submitted Dec 29th 2008, 15:51

Atombomb Bobbing for Apples Fluke Fest Forgotten Atombomb

Submitted Dec 29th 2008, 15:42

Corrosives are Red, Violence is Blue

Submitted Dec 5th 2008, 23:30