Very Bad Archive
As Your President
Robert Hawkins
As your esteemed President.
No more.
Standing army?
Dump all prisons, gangs were we might war.
And let illeagal immigrants earn citizenship serve that way.
No more.
Traffic fines, penalties of any kind.
That what we have blood banks for.
No more.
Drug laws?
If you kill yourself don't blame me and does away with the criminal element you see.
No more.
Guns, archery be gone totaly away.
Can't get by on chicken and steak.
Please you need to go away.
No more.
Medical bills?
Foreign companies wishing to ply their trade with the biggie market USA will pay the way. Keep your market healthy they have more money to blow on foreign junk. Big payday.
No more.
Abuse of environment cut a tree any reason plant two to replace.
Oil no longer used for fuel. Hydrogen inexhaustible excellent replacement. Build desalination refineries all the hydrogen and fresh water for irrigation.
I could go on and on but. I'm just your president.
No one listens to me.
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bobby
note; paid political ad by Emily Reeve.
(lol) sorry Emily couldn't help myself.
Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works: