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Argophasm

Bum Lewis

Sometimes I feel shoo
Is it a house or a tree?

The birds they harken to a frosty sandwich made of hair

What do I care?
He's not there

Oh how I love an appendectomy
Apples share my sky and I go pee

Pee PEE oh oh Wee WEE
I took a picture

Is that you Fred?

Bum Lewis has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Bum's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Bum's latest works:

Everyone's Favorite, Candy Corn"

Submitted Jan 16th 2010, 00:30

Truancy

Submitted Jan 16th 2010, 00:25

Argophasm

Submitted Jan 16th 2010, 00:21