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Aptitude: Clich
Kiki VonMerryslacks
Jiminy Christmas!!!
The time has come
To shit
if you can’t take
the heat
Daddy-o, Lover doll,
To do it,
and do it well
for the kids,
And to get your pot out
from the kitchen
cuz you can’t sit on it.
Sha la bing.
Jumped off the bridge
with all your friends—
your face
froze that way,
Buck-a-roo,
Keep grasping at those
straws
with crossed fingers
and shooting for the moon.
Kiki VonMerryslacks has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Kiki's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Kiki's latest works: