Very Bad Archive
Applesauce
Kevin Starr
Oh applesauce how I love you
Your taste, the way you look like goo
The golden essence you give off
Your cinnamony essense would even stun Hasslehoff
If only we could get married and have little sauce-lings
and give them many things.
Is there an applesauce sweepstakes?
I would love a lifetime supply.
It tastes amazing with anything
Except cheese, that would just be sick.
Is there anything more perfect the you?
Oh applesauce how I love you
Kevin Starr has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Kevin's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Kevin's latest works: