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Poem 790

Very Bad Archive

Apple to the core

Flora Grande

Biting at this apple
to the core,
my teeth get all shaggy
because the apple
is too soft.
There are things in this apple
that I can't see.
Or taste.
They are called flavonoids, this charges up the blood and
brings on the antioxidants, I have read.
Anti-anything, I will be there.
I want to brush my teeth first, though.

Flora Grande has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Flora's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Flora's latest works:

Cheek fingertip moth ear

Submitted Jun 11th, 09:28

Working Women

Submitted Jun 11th, 09:21

I Think I'm in Love with Jack Morgan

Submitted Jun 6th, 07:55