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Poem 786

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Anus Swoons

Turner Crotchkey

He's walkin' down the alley,
singin' a sad tune

the nun had told his Ma, that her son was a buffoon

he don't know the lyrics,
but he still wants to croon

his Grandpa was Norwegian, he wrote a bunch of runes

he is crazy as a bedbug, and he howls at the moon

constipation had forced him to eat prunes

he ate too many and soiled his pantaloons

hes layin' in the gutter,
in the merry month of June

and here comes Leonard and hes screaming Hey Coon !


Turner Crotchkey has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Turner's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Turner's latest works:

Chipper poem/song

Submitted Aug 2nd 2010, 06:48

Ed wins WW 2

Submitted Dec 17th 2009, 05:45

Dirty Sanchez

Submitted Aug 13th 2009, 04:00