Very Bad Poetry

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It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Angry Reporter

Ben LaPierre

Realizing--of course--that few will understand,/he headlines, 'Sessile Fielder',/lamenting the beefy multitude:/ strikeout(slash)homerun factories,/who somehow put asses in seats,/while mostly sitting on their asses.

Ben LaPierre has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 26/11/09. Read more of Ben's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Ben's latest works:

Angry Reporter

Submitted Mar 18th 2011, 09:07

Trebekkie $1000

Submitted Sep 29th 2010, 07:58

Holiday Wishes

Submitted Nov 26th 2009, 07:39