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Poem 810

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Andover Attack

Harold Miller

the truck arrives,
driver looks like Gilligan

he has obvious mental problems
like Herbie

Andover bundles fly at me
like giant white clouds

disfigured with blood ,urine and pus

sometimes, round fecal balls
the size of baseballs
are flung from the sheets like projectiles

rats on my sneakers, caustic detergent eats holes in my pants

this was all Joe's fault, I believe I'll have a smoke now

in the gutter, with the bubblegum and rocks


Harold Miller has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Harold's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Harold's latest works:

Andover Attack

Submitted Jun 20th 2008, 04:09

Politics

Submitted May 16th 2008, 09:14

Ballad of Herbie

Submitted May 7th 2008, 04:16