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And the Revelance Bobby?
Robert Hawkins
Don't let any flies land on you.
Knowing you guys you would eat them too.
Is the bird in the bush?
Or is the bush on the bird?
How can I tell you I love you if you don't take off your clothes and lie down.
Inspirations need marriage in action or your stuck with a hand-job.
To a man who's eating chicken at least put your pants on.
If a girl offers you her breast don't forget shes got two.
And if she has a nice ass there's a front to that too.
When the flood comes to Mary,
Bobby goes away.
When Mary's in mayonnaise,
Bobby comes home to stay.
California girls real pretty dumpy enough make-up to plaster a room.
New york girls screw um just whores in heels, who cares?
Texas girls,I've never kept my feet long enough to tell.
If your married and she goes to the bathroom first.
Kick her ass out men go first.
If you ever out in the world and you get gas keep your female near then point a finger at her.
Shes probably looking at some other womans shoes.
rlh
note; Chingaba!
Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works: