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An Original Piece

Jack Hupp

My angel in the land down under the sea in an octopus's garden in my house in the middle of the boondocks, that's the side of town built on rock and Flintstones like big butts and you're my honeybunch, sugar in the garbage disposal. Ring-ding-ring banana phone.

Jack Hupp has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Jack's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Jack's latest works:

An Original Piece

Submitted Dec 2nd 2010, 20:56