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An Imp Story

julia flores

People have imps.
Animals have imps. They're called animal imps.
I call people imps pimps because it seems fitting.
My imp doesn't get along with my roommate's imp.
Too bad.
Once we had someone living here whose imp was very strong.
Mine was stronger.
Once I lived with someone who had a demon.
Too bad for me. (My poor imp got lost.)
Anyway that's my imp story.

julia flores has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of julia's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of julia's latest works:

when your eyebrows turn

Submitted Jun 5th 2010, 07:32

Disturbances

Submitted Sep 12th 2009, 07:08

Stars

Submitted Sep 10th 2009, 08:26