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Amphetamine Crabs
Jerry Charles
That woman from Alaska, she sure does love to gab
blab, blab, blab, blab, blab,blab, blab
when she was a small town mayor, she liked to wear a badge
always itchin and scratchin and could have used a salve
an unhygenic family, who all contracted crabs
who gives a shit bout pubic lice, when you got 40 Methamphetamine Labs.
Jerry Charles has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Jerry's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Jerry's latest works: