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American grade A Honey De
Robert Hawkins
For those people who don't like Americans.
Gosh, darn you only say that because were going to take over the world.
Whats the matter you don't like Coca Cola, rock&roll or Kentucky Fried Chicken?
I don't know I bother to ask.
Your going to get them anyway.
Look at this way the brain washing is free.
Hey, if I can be a addict to Dunkin Doughnuts so can you.
You don't like Americans?
Well your children and grandchildren are gonna want a piece of the American Pie.
Because America is all about having a good time.
And running roughshod through your country.
You can take like the fish you are.
And we will reel you in.
Or you can have our puritan puke ethics shoved down. your throat.
Why not?
It was done to the rest of us.
You don't like Americans?
Think we stink?
They say a skunk smells their own hole first.
You stuck in that oval orifice.
Americans don't just care.
So pull your own head out of there.
Get in the way.
To Americans your another road kill.
You wanna bitch about America?
See our resident wordslinger.
They will escort you in front of the elevator shaft.
rlh
note; honey, you like freedom? then come on over and see me.
Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works: