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Alter ego

Anonymous Thomas

During the day I am an average
human being.
But at night I wear the
Koala mask, and I write
very bad poems at night.
Nobody knows but when I write
I become Anonymous Thomas.
The bad poet.
The bad guy.
The koala mask.
The alter ego.
(a.k.a Edgar Allan Poe)
But when I take off the
mask, where does he go?
Is he a friend or a foe?
This man like Poe is no
human-he has no soul.
He is only an alter ego.


Anonymous Thomas has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Anonymous's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Anonymous's latest works:

The fat must die

Submitted Jun 30th 2011, 19:43

Conformist

Submitted Jun 22nd 2011, 22:08

Now!

Submitted Jun 15th 2011, 22:50