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Almost Midnight

Slim Walter DeTurtlevain

A book lies open
A pencil discarded
Neither one touched in hours
Running on empty,
My mind runs wild
Keeping me from blissful dreams

I feel the night
Pulling with tiny hands
At the ends of my eyelashes
Pulling me into the dark
Its touch is pure nothing
Sweet and soft

But I cannot go
I must not give in
The present is pure nothing
Contrasted as it must be
With years and years
Of something

Slim Walter DeTurtlevain has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Slim Walter's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Slim Walter's latest works:

The Tear

Submitted Oct 6th 2010, 00:53

I Wish I Still Had You

Submitted Oct 6th 2010, 00:52

Maturity Levels in Nature

Submitted Oct 1st 2010, 01:40