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Poem 3350

Very Bad Archive

All the poetry in the land.

Anonymous Thomas

Eventually all the poetry will be destroyed.
Despite the efforts to preserve it.
It will perish. There is no poetry heaven. Or poetry hell in my case.
In reality all the poetry, good or bad, will be destroyed in about 5 million years.
A long time you say?
Well eventually.
Someday.
Some really hot afternoon in the future.
Even Edgar Allan Poe's poems will exist nevermore.

Anonymous Thomas has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Anonymous's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Anonymous's latest works:

The fat must die

Submitted Jun 30th 2011, 19:43

Conformist

Submitted Jun 22nd 2011, 22:08

Now!

Submitted Jun 15th 2011, 22:50