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Albert Newhouser
Turner Crotchkey
Albert was a bad seed
a corpulent rabblerouser
he wore bellbottom clamdiggers
instead of normal trousers
his favorite band was Sha Na Na
especially that singer Bowser
he watched midget porn
from night till morn
and dreamed of Mrs. Newhouser
Turner Crotchkey has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Turner's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Turner's latest works: