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Afro Wig Truckin'

Sandra Hammersleetz

its a full time job drivin' this big rig

I ain't took no bath and I smell like a pig

they said my dog was Irish, but he can't do no jig

Palin said if Obama is elected, I'll have to wear an Afro Wig.

Sandra Hammersleetz has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Sandra's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Sandra's latest works:

Afro Wig Truckin'

Submitted Oct 21st 2008, 07:42

The Mimes

Submitted Oct 14th 2008, 09:27