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Adore'd Soul

Meagan Bee

Screaming out into the silent void,
Dark air swallows my words.
Tears coat my face like celluloid.
Phone rings chords
Piercing pop music proliferates peace.
Furrow into a blanket of fleece.

I loved you as the summer rain,
Cooling the sunburn pain.
Alas, you loved like an August storm,
Over before the raindrops can form.
Addicted to you like squirrels to corn;
Not to mention adolescent boys and porn.

Gone, your absence breeds sorrow.
If only we had another happy moment to borrow.
Now I hate you. Horrible Lover,
Throw pitchey tarps your memory I cover.
Packed your bags and ran away,
Whatever, sex wasn’t that great anyway.

Final insults thrown through heated air,
So angry I can pull out my hair
Without feeling the lightening pain flash
through my scalp, unabash
Snarl’d screams.
Once, you were sweet as creams.

Meagan Bee has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Meagan's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Meagan's latest works:

Adore'd Soul

Submitted Feb 23rd 2011, 06:07